Theo's guide to Paris for kids

Theo's guide to the best things a kid can do in Paris

Eiffel Tower

Go to the Eiffel Tower when you are at least one day into your holiday and try and go on the holidays. Like Easter or the summer holidays. It's great because people are offering you little Eiffel Towers to buy and you can haggle with them down to the lowest price you can get to. Try not to agree with their price. It's best at night because it twinkles like a star.

Gare du Nord

Gare du Nord has too many bullet trains for anyone to handle not getting on! Which includes the Eurostar and TGV and they are all bullet trains. There are maybe a few trains that won't be bullets, however they are all electric. There are trains going to Lille, St Pancras, Brussels Station, the outskirts of Holland and of course Sweden.

If you go out of Gare du Nord you will find a bridge where the bullet trains are staring at you quite hard. Such as the Eurostar that looks terribly scary. Especially when it leaves. The Eurostar looks so scary I wouldn't dare tell you how scary it looked! They all look like Eurostars but they are all are not Eurostars - only one is.

The wind mill behind Sacre Coeur

It's fantastic and turns super fast. You should stay away from it when it turns fast because it's very old and can break.

The sculptures at The Louvre

The sculptures are very silly because they have bottoms! It takes four years to look at every bottom. And it would take four years to laugh a lot! The boring part was that you can't eat anything there, which is quite usual for a gallery or museum or places like that.

Tartines!

My favourite! Tartines are baguettes with different toppings - this one was with chocolate spread. Yummmmmmmmm

Getting up at dawn to take photos

Zzzzzzzz! sssss! zzzzzzzzzzzz! sssssssssssssssssssss!

Oh my gosh it's so early getting up at dawn. Just as it's like getting up in the morning when you have to go to school. It was interesting and my photos were duper super (or should I say it the other way round?) However it was amazing s-mazing.

Rock a bye baby

This is Tessie+theo=brother and sister. She says 'A-ger a-ger'

Look at us lying down in our giant apartment!