Photos of trains I've seen

I was trainspotting at Marylebone Station last week. These are the trains I saw.

Theo's guide to Paris for kids

Theo's guide to the best things a kid can do in Paris

Eiffel Tower

Go to the Eiffel Tower when you are at least one day into your holiday and try and go on the holidays. Like Easter or the summer holidays. It's great because people are offering you little Eiffel Towers to buy and you can haggle with them down to the lowest price you can get to. Try not to agree with their price. It's best at night because it twinkles like a star.

Gare du Nord

Gare du Nord has too many bullet trains for anyone to handle not getting on! Which includes the Eurostar and TGV and they are all bullet trains. There are maybe a few trains that won't be bullets, however they are all electric. There are trains going to Lille, St Pancras, Brussels Station, the outskirts of Holland and of course Sweden.

If you go out of Gare du Nord you will find a bridge where the bullet trains are staring at you quite hard. Such as the Eurostar that looks terribly scary. Especially when it leaves. The Eurostar looks so scary I wouldn't dare tell you how scary it looked! They all look like Eurostars but they are all are not Eurostars - only one is.

The wind mill behind Sacre Coeur

It's fantastic and turns super fast. You should stay away from it when it turns fast because it's very old and can break.

The sculptures at The Louvre

The sculptures are very silly because they have bottoms! It takes four years to look at every bottom. And it would take four years to laugh a lot! The boring part was that you can't eat anything there, which is quite usual for a gallery or museum or places like that.

Tartines!

My favourite! Tartines are baguettes with different toppings - this one was with chocolate spread. Yummmmmmmmm

Getting up at dawn to take photos

Zzzzzzzz! sssss! zzzzzzzzzzzz! sssssssssssssssssssss!

Oh my gosh it's so early getting up at dawn. Just as it's like getting up in the morning when you have to go to school. It was interesting and my photos were duper super (or should I say it the other way round?) However it was amazing s-mazing.

Rock a bye baby

This is Tessie+theo=brother and sister. She says 'A-ger a-ger'

Look at us lying down in our giant apartment!

The Teletubbies have some fun by Theo Epes

One day in Teletubbie land Po found a beautiful flower, she jumped for joy. Laa laa jumped to take the Noo -Noo on a happy walk. Dipse took his tubby custard out by the wind turbine. Tinky Winky took his bag and danced around Dipse.
The end.

Enemy of King Jastakay

Down the dark, dark lane is a dark, dark forest where only a synch of sun is gleaming on the floor. And the synch is as big as a piece of paper. Through the forest is a dark tunnel where only a little adam of sun is shining very, very brightly. Down, down, down the longest field is Henry V111’s castle, down the path. Behind Henry V111’s castle is a big landscape that leads you over the hills and far away. Past the golden windmill, past all the hills and far away is an even bigger castle, twice the size of Henry V111’s, of King Jastakay.

King Jastakay is Henry V111’s most evil enemy: 45,000 guards, 45,000 knights, some wear armour, some even wear gold that they stole from Henry V111. Some even have suits of armour with spikes on the back of their legs, on top of their helmets, and not forgetting when they go to fight, they shoot out of their hands like a pistol.

King Jastakay doesn’t just have mice with wings but he has bats with four wings. Some bats are Siamese twins, some bats are even triple Siamese twins. Some are even Siamese foreheads’ fangs. Henry V111 has to fight dragons but King Jastakay kills them. Henry V111 was very cross. One day he heard a big motor coming down the road, so he dug a hole very, very deep. Uh, oh, it was the truck that always knocked his castle over. Three teenagers, Theo, Sonny and Ishy. Uh oh, said Henry V111 when he pressed the button to open the gate. Uh oh, he thought. He feared the sounds of the teenager Theo driving the van and honking the horn. As it approached the castle, bang, it knocked the gates onto the path and Henry V111 ran to tell his guards. Bang, they shot the van, but luckily for the teenagers but not Henry V111, they killed the two guards, killed the army that was trying to guard them.

Feared the voices of the 16 year old Sonny, 15 year old Theo and 14 year old Ishy. Then Henry V111 was staring at his castle and saw all the bricks go rustle, bang, crash right on top of his head. Ow, did it hurt. All of Henry V111’s chickens that he ate every night with the Queen, Darling V111, went running mad and then he saw his sword in the stone and saw King Jastakay running to get it. Suddenly he heard the most ear-splitting ‘shing’ as King Jastakay took it out and started running riot. When he heard this, he noticed that King Jastakay was actually Napoleon’s most faithful friend. He screamed as loud as he could to try and get free but he noticed that King Jastakay had locked him up and was now taking him away in a cart. When he saw the golden windmill it was spinning as fast as a windmill could go. King Jastakay was taking all the pieces of pure gold from the windmills, knocked it down - not one tiny synch was left. When they got out of the mucky forest, Henry V111 was so beaten up by King Jastakay and his army he was slanged across the face, banged on the toes with axes, so painful that he could not wiggle them anymore.

When he was in jail at the castle, he saw for the first time that King Jastakay had taken all his chickens and had slung them with his sword and were eating them. And all his knights and him, of course, were getting drunk, drinking too much Champagne and wine and alcohol, and eating Henry V111’s chicken. And it made Henry V111 feel really hungry, wishing he was at his castle eating chicken like a normal king would do. He saw all the gold that king Jastakay had stolen from him hanging from the ceiling. He tried to reach out to grab it but his arm was too short and they were hanging from the ceiling so high that they looked like they were right in front of his face.

But his arm was too injured and scratched up and King Jastakey’s knights were so strong, they grabbed him by the wrists and they felt like they were falling off. Dragging him along, with too much sand and gravel getting in his knees and leaving a blood trail. And he was locked up with chains that were so tight he couldn’t breathe and he soon fainted. Then he realised that he had the sword in his pocket, took it out, chopped all the chains and locks in half, broke out of the jail, killed King Jastakay, went back to his castle and made King Jastakay’s men collect diamonds and get all dirty, then gave them a piece of bread and made them collect more and more gold coins, jewels, rubies, diamonds. Soon he was the richest king ever, but the most injured ever.

Theo and the skeleton, Trouser and the flying Barbie

Theo is dressed up as a skeleton and Trouser is dressed up as a flying Barbie!

One day Trouser was putting his paw on the computer screen when Theo had an idea. 'Let's go out into the garden' said Theo 'I think this is a good idea because we haven't eaten all of our magical candy world garden. What do you think Twisted?' and Twisted said 'thumbs up and after wards we can go to West Hampstead football club.'


Trouser went 'Ohhhh! I don't want to play football. I want to play rubgy with my friends.' Twisted and Theo said 'No, we are not going to do that. After if we can find any candy canes we can make candy cane juice. We could put some handles in the garden for secret and when it's our birthday we can go put drinks on the handles.'

So we went out in the garden and ate half more of our candy land. And then Twisted said 'Let's go to football club'. It made Theo so excited he jumped up and down until suddenly he was at the football club. Twisted and Trousers ran after Theo. When they arrived Theo, Twisted and Trousers were all picked for the Blue Team.

Then they started playing football until Theo scored 5 goals. And then they swapped goalies and Theo was goalie and he saved the ball. So it was 10-0!


The end xxx

Theo's fantastic adventures Part One

Once upon a time there were three boys and they had pets. We three boys are called Theo, Trouser and Twisted. We have one pet fish, two guinea pigs and three pet hamsters. And they are brand new pets. One morning we went out into the garden we suddenly found out it had turned into a Magical World of Candy! Then we heard a sound and it was a level crossing sound. We ran to it and it was an enormous Eurostar Diesel train and it was going out of the Magical World. It went out into the streets and we ran after it.


When the train stopped we pushed the button and the doors opened. It had a cat flap which said 'Only Trouser allowed' above the door. Sometimes I call Trouser - School Trouser Jeans Knickers! On the train there was no-one on it. And the train was so clean and it sounded so quite that we started to take off and it became a Maglev Bullet Train. At the other end there was an electric train. And the electric train had electric wires and it was hanging off of it! The electric train was the Gatwick Express.


The diesel train is going to Germany. In Germany there are lots of super heroes. Me and my friends have super powers. I have lots of strength and can nearly lift everything in the world at once. Trouser has miow powers. He shoots custard out of his bum! Twisted can shoot lava from his hands.