Down the dark, dark lane is a dark, dark forest where only a synch of sun is gleaming on the floor. And the synch is as big as a piece of paper. Through the forest is a dark tunnel where only a little adam of sun is shining very, very brightly. Down, down, down the longest field is Henry V111’s castle, down the path. Behind Henry V111’s castle is a big landscape that leads you over the hills and far away. Past the golden windmill, past all the hills and far away is an even bigger castle, twice the size of Henry V111’s, of King Jastakay.
King Jastakay is Henry V111’s most evil enemy: 45,000 guards, 45,000 knights, some wear armour, some even wear gold that they stole from Henry V111. Some even have suits of armour with spikes on the back of their legs, on top of their helmets, and not forgetting when they go to fight, they shoot out of their hands like a pistol.
King Jastakay doesn’t just have mice with wings but he has bats with four wings. Some bats are Siamese twins, some bats are even triple Siamese twins. Some are even Siamese foreheads’ fangs. Henry V111 has to fight dragons but King Jastakay kills them. Henry V111 was very cross. One day he heard a big motor coming down the road, so he dug a hole very, very deep. Uh, oh, it was the truck that always knocked his castle over. Three teenagers, Theo, Sonny and Ishy. Uh oh, said Henry V111 when he pressed the button to open the gate. Uh oh, he thought. He feared the sounds of the teenager Theo driving the van and honking the horn. As it approached the castle, bang, it knocked the gates onto the path and Henry V111 ran to tell his guards. Bang, they shot the van, but luckily for the teenagers but not Henry V111, they killed the two guards, killed the army that was trying to guard them.
Feared the voices of the 16 year old Sonny, 15 year old Theo and 14 year old Ishy. Then Henry V111 was staring at his castle and saw all the bricks go rustle, bang, crash right on top of his head. Ow, did it hurt. All of Henry V111’s chickens that he ate every night with the Queen, Darling V111, went running mad and then he saw his sword in the stone and saw King Jastakay running to get it. Suddenly he heard the most ear-splitting ‘shing’ as King Jastakay took it out and started running riot. When he heard this, he noticed that King Jastakay was actually Napoleon’s most faithful friend. He screamed as loud as he could to try and get free but he noticed that King Jastakay had locked him up and was now taking him away in a cart. When he saw the golden windmill it was spinning as fast as a windmill could go. King Jastakay was taking all the pieces of pure gold from the windmills, knocked it down - not one tiny synch was left. When they got out of the mucky forest, Henry V111 was so beaten up by King Jastakay and his army he was slanged across the face, banged on the toes with axes, so painful that he could not wiggle them anymore.
When he was in jail at the castle, he saw for the first time that King Jastakay had taken all his chickens and had slung them with his sword and were eating them. And all his knights and him, of course, were getting drunk, drinking too much Champagne and wine and alcohol, and eating Henry V111’s chicken. And it made Henry V111 feel really hungry, wishing he was at his castle eating chicken like a normal king would do. He saw all the gold that king Jastakay had stolen from him hanging from the ceiling. He tried to reach out to grab it but his arm was too short and they were hanging from the ceiling so high that they looked like they were right in front of his face.
But his arm was too injured and scratched up and King Jastakey’s knights were so strong, they grabbed him by the wrists and they felt like they were falling off. Dragging him along, with too much sand and gravel getting in his knees and leaving a blood trail. And he was locked up with chains that were so tight he couldn’t breathe and he soon fainted. Then he realised that he had the sword in his pocket, took it out, chopped all the chains and locks in half, broke out of the jail, killed King Jastakay, went back to his castle and made King Jastakay’s men collect diamonds and get all dirty, then gave them a piece of bread and made them collect more and more gold coins, jewels, rubies, diamonds. Soon he was the richest king ever, but the most injured ever.
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